Friday 19th September

Number of posts : 18 Registration date : 2008-07-20

Be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye scurvy swabs!
Here are some handy hints to help get the day off to a properly pirate-y start:
1) Instead of going "hello, this is {insert name here}" when you answer the phone, try "aaaaarrr, me hearty. Who can I keelhaul for ye today?"
2) Try using some genuine pirate chat-up lines, such as "I'm 95% chum-free", "prepare to be boarded" and "RAMMING SPEED!"
3) Drink a sh*tload of rum

And, in general, just go "aaaarrrrr" a lot.

Thanks for your attention.

Subject: Re: Friday 19th September Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:15 pm

aaaaaaar dam it me capt'n will keelhaul me for talkin like tham piratez

Subject: Re: Friday 19th September Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:55 pm

G'yarrrrr

I leave Saturday for hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome

G'yarrrrrrr

Shiver me timbers >_>

Subject: Re: Friday 19th September Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:16 pm

i thought you set sail to that thar 'ome of ures you landlubber

Number of posts : 18 Registration date : 2008-07-20

Yaar, the sea be a cruel mistress. Which be all right when I feels like something kinky, but sometimes, it's just inappropriate.

Subject: Re: Friday 19th September Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:14 pm

avas me capt'n is a miserable son of a sea parrot, he should die in thar fire i think.

(i mean my boss at work)

Number of posts : 18 Registration date : 2008-07-20

Ye need a good, old fashioned mutiny, me hearty. Just shove a cutlass in his belly, and toss his cacass overboard for the sharks. Then ye can take yer business to the high seas, board and plunder the competition, and fire a broadside at the mangy cur of a bank manager who tries telling you it's a ridiculous business model.

Subject: Re: Friday 19th September Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:31 am

i would me hearty but the company admaral's have much bigger ships and guns than me and me lads